Posted by Les99 on November 12, 2010 at 11:41:24:
Ta da - here is the winning entry of the 2010 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest:
For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss--a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil.
Molly Ringle
Seattle, WA